Too many people getting older but not many growing up

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We're all a broken, in our own ways - In places no one might see.

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Scars are tattoos with better stories.

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Your comfort zone will kill you.

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I couldn't get in to see a doctor,

So I went to the airport, mentioned Al Queda, and got a free x-ray, breast exam and colonoscopy.

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Pleasure is a false god.

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Everyone told sam not to sing.
But samsung anyway

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It's highly probable that someone has your dream job and absolutely despises it.

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Having a toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how much you know and don’t know about things.

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Time determined by your feelings not by the clock🕛

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As a child, ተረት ተረትs taught me Stepmoms are the worst. Then as an adult, porn taught me Stepmoms are the best. Now I am all confused.

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I broke up with my girlfriend because she screamed too much during sex

Sometimes I could hear it two blocks away

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Ignorance is bliss.

That feeling when your phone rings and it was with your mom with a contact name "babe" and she gives you the phone saying "ቤቤ ምትያት ጓደኛሽ ደወለች" ... God is good!

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When will we stop pretending we didn't get our physics papers?¿

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What do you call a guy who prefer boobs over ass?



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Be teachable you're not always right.

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