Be a nice human.

Usain Bolt's professional running career probably totaled less than an hour.

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Day 234 with out sex the ፊደል "ወ" looking really good.

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Quick replies from the wrong person is headache


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Millions of women all over the world are waking up pregnant this morning.

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The quote "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger", stops making sense after the age of 50.

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Different doesn't mean wrong.

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why tf niggas think rapping is da only way out bitch we need some plumbers & shit out here

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Too many people getting older but not many growing up

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We're all a broken, in our own ways - In places no one might see.

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Scars are tattoos with better stories.

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Your comfort zone will kill you.

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I couldn't get in to see a doctor,

So I went to the airport, mentioned Al Queda, and got a free x-ray, breast exam and colonoscopy.

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Pleasure is a false god.

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Everyone told sam not to sing.
But samsung anyway

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It's highly probable that someone has your dream job and absolutely despises it.

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Having a toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how much you know and don’t know about things.

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Time determined by your feelings not by the clock🕛

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As a child, ተረት ተረትs taught me Stepmoms are the worst. Then as an adult, porn taught me Stepmoms are the best. Now I am all confused.

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