Having the same hair length, a man is said to have long hair while a woman is said to have short hair.

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As we grow as unique persons, we learn to respect the uniqueness of others.

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Some feelings only make sense at night

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If you yellin at me and I don know why, I did nothing wrong

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My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

At least that's what she said in her diary.

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Dating coach: so u tried flirting
Me: sure, I gave him 'the look'
Dating coach: show me
* I bit my lip seductively*
Dating coach: have you considered biting your lower lip?

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Rappers today be lookin like desk in detention

Taking a dog from its owner is a crime, but taking a dog from its parents is normal and accepted.

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"Is the glass half full or half empty?" can't be properly answered without knowing how it got to the halfway point.

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None of those math problems ever said "please"

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The government been sending text messages which concerns #coronavirus with call line 8335 that doesn't even works.

Is really government joking on this very sensitive thing? What the heck

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The 10 minutes I spend on my phone before I sleep are the best 3 hours of my day

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We see our own face more than each other's while having a video call

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The three unwritten rules of life

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Real girlfriends don't comment on their boyfriends photos, they just screenshot suspicious comments for argument

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Imagine a boy praying to God that he gets to marry you 😊😊😊

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Even if it's in my hands I'll let it ring for a while.

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Nobody supports you like a social media friend which you never met.

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