"Is the glass half full or half empty?" can't be properly answered without knowing how it got to the halfway point.

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None of those math problems ever said "please"

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The government been sending text messages which concerns #coronavirus with call line 8335 that doesn't even works.

Is really government joking on this very sensitive thing? What the heck

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The 10 minutes I spend on my phone before I sleep are the best 3 hours of my day

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We see our own face more than each other's while having a video call

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The three unwritten rules of life

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3.

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Real girlfriends don't comment on their boyfriends photos, they just screenshot suspicious comments for argument

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Imagine a boy praying to God that he gets to marry you 😊😊😊

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Even if it's in my hands I'll let it ring for a while.

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Nobody supports you like a social media friend which you never met.

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Instead of buying "Panadol" they buy data and post " this headache is killing me"
You are mad!😂

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I'm almost 2 metres tall.

Or if you're politically correct, I'm vertically obese.

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the more you weigh, the more money you spend on gas.

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Have i not destroyed my enemy when I made him into my friend?

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FYI all diets lead you back to the toilet

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መብራት ሲጠፋ ሃበሻ አካባቢውን በምንድን ነው እሚያበራው?

- በሃሜት

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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."

Albert Einstein

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