Imagine a boy praying to God that he gets to marry you 😊😊😊

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Even if it's in my hands I'll let it ring for a while.

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Nobody supports you like a social media friend which you never met.

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Instead of buying "Panadol" they buy data and post " this headache is killing me"
You are mad!😂

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I'm almost 2 metres tall.

Or if you're politically correct, I'm vertically obese.

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the more you weigh, the more money you spend on gas.

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Have i not destroyed my enemy when I made him into my friend?

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FYI all diets lead you back to the toilet

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ታሪክ አንደግማለን እሚሉት ሰዎች university ላይ History course F መቶባቸው ነው?

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መብራት ሲጠፋ ሃበሻ አካባቢውን በምንድን ነው እሚያበራው?

- በሃሜት

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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."

Albert Einstein

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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN! I sure am LUCKY!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now *THIS*?!

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Just been at the post office and two guys came in wearing masks.
TOTAL PANIC!!!!
Then they said ''this is a robbery'' and we all calmed down.

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We've been together for about 1 year now. sharing our thoughts it was such a great year with sad ending (you know what i mean). We 9000 peoples can make little difference in this world being a nice human as we said always. And here is some tips for the trending topic. I'm not gonna say "no hand shaking" and all. But just PRAY TO GOD. Thanks for sticking with us guys. Show us some love.

When i switched on my old Nokia phone

በመጨባበጥ አቁመዋል

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