My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN! I sure am LUCKY!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now *THIS*?!

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Just been at the post office and two guys came in wearing masks.
TOTAL PANIC!!!!
Then they said ''this is a robbery'' and we all calmed down.

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We've been together for about 1 year now. sharing our thoughts it was such a great year with sad ending (you know what i mean). We 9000 peoples can make little difference in this world being a nice human as we said always. And here is some tips for the trending topic. I'm not gonna say "no hand shaking" and all. But just PRAY TO GOD. Thanks for sticking with us guys. Show us some love.

When i switched on my old Nokia phone

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Money is poor.

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Modern university exam question: If we divide 125 genders by 3 bathrooms how much climate change do we have?

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"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."

"Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

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Ethiopian photographer 101: always blur the background

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The ultimate sign of self confidence is not listening to your voice messages after you sent them.

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...the dashing billionaire came in and magically found her G-Spot and they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Life's too short to hold grudges.

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Looks like the end of the world...

Is also made in China.

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Then: we cough to cover the fart

Now: we fart to cover the cough

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I never thought that our deaths would also be made in china .

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The guy who ate the bat has one of the highest ever kill counts

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When i had all the answers
The question changed.

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