"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."

"Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

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Ethiopian photographer 101: always blur the background

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The ultimate sign of self confidence is not listening to your voice messages after you sent them.

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...the dashing billionaire came in and magically found her G-Spot and they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Life's too short to hold grudges.

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Looks like the end of the world...

Is also made in China.

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Then: we cough to cover the fart

Now: we fart to cover the cough

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I never thought that our deaths would also be made in china .

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The guy who ate the bat has one of the highest ever kill counts

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When i had all the answers
The question changed.

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You can’t breathe through your nose while smiling.

Of course you can I just wanted you to smile!

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It's ironic that you'll drown if you can't swim but after you die you'll float.

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she was powerful
not because she wasn't scared

but because she went on so strongly despite the fear .

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Eye contact is the kiss of shy people.

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I like conversations where I don't have to think about what to say, it just comes naturally.

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We eat salt because someone in history decided to lick a rock and found it tasty.

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Don't think about it

And you will be fine.

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Beauty is mainly How you act Not how you look.

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