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My Love For You Is A Masterpiece But You Never Really Care For Art.

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But our Ebola never went to China.

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My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by laying in bed all day

But look at me now, I'm saving the world.

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A guy ate a bat, and now i'm unemployed.

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Not having a social life is finally paying off😐

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I have seen ppl being rude by being over polite.

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You come first!

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I watched him die and
finally believed he was mortal.

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Day 4 of staying home.

I've found 50 lost underwear.

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Ladies

How to break pregnancy news to your parents.

You: Dad i have corona virus
Dad: Jesus😱
You: i'm just joking, I'm pregnant
Dad: thank God ooo

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If you can be kind

Be quite.

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The movie "Cars" missed a major opportunity by not having the main character have a bad dream about monster trucks.

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If you wore a mask while making masks, you’d be a masked mass mask maker.

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People with dimples probably hate the masks most.

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Do you ever see an airplane passing over and you wish you were on it and you didn't care where it was going?

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When this all over please invite me somewhere I swear i will come this time

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Positive has become the most negative word recently.

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