Not having a social life is finally paying off😐

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I have seen ppl being rude by being over polite.

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You come first!

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I watched him die and
finally believed he was mortal.

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Day 4 of staying home.

I've found 50 lost underwear.

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Ladies

How to break pregnancy news to your parents.

You: Dad i have corona virus
Dad: Jesus😱
You: i'm just joking, I'm pregnant
Dad: thank God ooo

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If you can be kind

Be quite.

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The movie "Cars" missed a major opportunity by not having the main character have a bad dream about monster trucks.

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If you wore a mask while making masks, you’d be a masked mass mask maker.

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People with dimples probably hate the masks most.

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Do you ever see an airplane passing over and you wish you were on it and you didn't care where it was going?

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When this all over please invite me somewhere I swear i will come this time

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Positive has become the most negative word recently.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

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I constantly edit my messages because I now understand language, logic, social relations, science and reasoning better than I did 3 minutes ago. 😑

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David lost his id

Now he's just Dav

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[The options you get when you argue with your girl]

ሀ. ያንተ ጥፋት ነው

ለ. ሀ

ሐ. ሀ እና ለ

መ. ሁሉም

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