When this all over please invite me somewhere I swear i will come this time

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Positive has become the most negative word recently.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

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I constantly edit my messages because I now understand language, logic, social relations, science and reasoning better than I did 3 minutes ago. 😑

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David lost his id

Now he's just Dav

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[The options you get when you argue with your girl]

ሀ. ያንተ ጥፋት ነው

ለ. ሀ

ሐ. ሀ እና ለ

መ. ሁሉም

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Don’t think about the things you lost because you are staying home

Focus on the things you gained, like weight.

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We don't remember days
We remember moments.

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She was drug and I overdosed

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Now I realized Why Dogs Get So Excited to go for walks..

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if u dont respond to my texts when im alive dont expect me to reply to ur Quija board questions when I'm dead

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Focus on the things u gained beside weight, like sitting all day without putting bra on😉

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Baby, you always get me so fucking wet... said my ዣንጥላ

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Any ladies who want to chill tomorrow I've got sanitizers.

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I asked my North Korean friend, “what’s it like to live in North Korea?”

He responded, “can’t complain.”

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Reading must look bizarre to cats. You get a flat thing, you stare at the flat thing, and then get upset when the cat tries to entertain you by sitting on the flat thing.

We need Ross's Unagi right now.

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Within a month we'll be suspicious of people with nice haircuts.

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She is bored and texting you,but you fell head over heals for her.

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I hate finding out things that you were supposed to tell me.

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