The movie "Cars" missed a major opportunity by not having the main character have a bad dream about monster trucks.

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If you wore a mask while making masks, you’d be a masked mass mask maker.

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People with dimples probably hate the masks most.

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Do you ever see an airplane passing over and you wish you were on it and you didn't care where it was going?

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When this all over please invite me somewhere I swear i will come this time

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Positive has become the most negative word recently.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

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I constantly edit my messages because I now understand language, logic, social relations, science and reasoning better than I did 3 minutes ago. 😑

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David lost his id

Now he's just Dav

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[The options you get when you argue with your girl]

ሀ. ያንተ ጥፋት ነው

ለ. ሀ

ሐ. ሀ እና ለ

መ. ሁሉም

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Don’t think about the things you lost because you are staying home

Focus on the things you gained, like weight.

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We don't remember days
We remember moments.

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She was drug and I overdosed

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Now I realized Why Dogs Get So Excited to go for walks..

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if u dont respond to my texts when im alive dont expect me to reply to ur Quija board questions when I'm dead

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Focus on the things u gained beside weight, like sitting all day without putting bra on😉

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Baby, you always get me so fucking wet... said my ዣንጥላ

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Any ladies who want to chill tomorrow I've got sanitizers.

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