Call me jossy cause i'm always in the house

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"They're coming for you." And "nobody's coming for you." can both be very menacing threats.

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Me: You're bad

ሰይጣን: No, You're bad

Me: No, You're bad

ሰይጣን: Omgash... stop it you making me blush

Me: Okay okay, we both bad baby

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There isnt shortage of money and resources in this world
There is a surplus of greed and selfishness

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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

Your spine

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Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die a VIRGIN

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The person who wins the third prize always looks more happier than the person getting the second prize.

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*explaining ዶሮ ወጥ to a chicken

Chicken: you do WHAT with my body??? And my egg??

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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

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How can a fifteen-year-old girl defend her love when that love is dismissed by everyone? -confess

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To get born, your body makes a pact with death, and from that moment, all it tries to do is cheat.

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What idiot called it condom not a sexinbetweener

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I'm at place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

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Hickies mean i own you untill your mom see it then it mean you fell & hit yo neck

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It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose.

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*Burns calories*

*Calories start screaming*

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Did u ever look so fly to the point where you didn't wanna go home b/c you felt like not enough ppl saw u

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I felt that☺️

Her: i'm mad at you

Me: ቤቢ ፣ቤብ ፣ቤቧ ፣ቤብነት ፣ቤቡስኪ ፣ቤቤንቶ ፣ቤቢስታን ፣ቤይቢነት

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Be a person you wish you meet.

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