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Deep Thoughts

There isnt shortage of money and resources in this world
There is a surplus of greed and selfishness

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4.73K viewsMerry, 20:21

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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

Your spine

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4.89K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 20:21

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Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die a VIRGIN

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4.88K viewsMerry, 20:27

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4.98K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 21:04

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The person who wins the third prize always looks more happier than the person getting the second prize.

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5.27K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 06:03

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*explaining ዶሮ ወጥ to a chicken

Chicken: you do WHAT with my body??? And my egg??

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5.11K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 10:11

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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

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5.46K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 07:34

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How can a fifteen-year-old girl defend her love when that love is dismissed by everyone? -confess

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4.89K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 07:38

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To get born, your body makes a pact with death, and from that moment, all it tries to do is cheat.

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5.09K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 07:43

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What idiot called it condom not a sexinbetweener

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5.48K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 07:51

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I'm at place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

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5.54K viewsMerry, 13:10

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Hickies mean i own you untill your mom see it then it mean you fell & hit yo neck

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5.6K viewsMerry, 16:56

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It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose.

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5.97K viewsMerry, 17:25

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*Burns calories*

*Calories start screaming*

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9.48K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 05:32

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Did u ever look so fly to the point where you didn't wanna go home b/c you felt like not enough ppl saw u

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5.55K viewsMerry, 18:38

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Did u ever look so fly to the point where you didn't wanna go home b/c you felt like not enough ppl saw u @deepthoughts2

I felt that☺️

5.5K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 19:09

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Her: i'm mad at you

Me: ቤቢ ፣ቤብ ፣ቤቧ ፣ቤብነት ፣ቤቡስኪ ፣ቤቤንቶ ፣ቤቢስታን ፣ቤይቢነት

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6.1K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, edited 05:44

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Be a person you wish you meet.

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6.1K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 05:50

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If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type

I'd be her type.

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5.84K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 05:53

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My hands are getting so white from all this washing, even my teeth are jealous

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5.62K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, 20:00

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Me: i'm sad

My friend: don't be sad

Me: my goodness! What an idea
Why didn't i think of that?

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10.7K viewsBorn Fighter🎯, edited 05:41

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