What idiot called it condom not a sexinbetweener

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I'm at place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

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Hickies mean i own you untill your mom see it then it mean you fell & hit yo neck

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It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose.

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*Burns calories*

*Calories start screaming*

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Did u ever look so fly to the point where you didn't wanna go home b/c you felt like not enough ppl saw u

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I felt that☺️

Her: i'm mad at you

Me: ቤቢ ፣ቤብ ፣ቤቧ ፣ቤብነት ፣ቤቡስኪ ፣ቤቤንቶ ፣ቤቢስታን ፣ቤይቢነት

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Be a person you wish you meet.

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If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type

I'd be her type.

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My hands are getting so white from all this washing, even my teeth are jealous

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Me: i'm sad

My friend: don't be sad

Me: my goodness! What an idea
Why didn't i think of that?

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And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.

-Haruki Murakami-

Photography by:
Thomas Roma

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No one:

A girl with clear skin: it's just water.

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Cooking is, for the most part, making hard things soft and soft things hard by heating them up.

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Meet Richard chase,this serial killer attempts to enter a home of one women but finding it locked he decides to walk away...later he told detectives thats because locked doors meant he was not welcome...but unlocked doors were an invitation

Wearing a mask in a bank has gone from suspicious to responsible.

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[መልከፍing a gorgeous police]
"ልብሽን ሰርቄ መታሰር ነው ምፈልገው"

*Immediately got arrested for ፆታዊ ትንኮሳ*

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*Our routine nowadays*
Wake up, complain, sleep

Repeat

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[What federal police discuss on thier meeting]

የዛሬው ርእሶች
*የአጥንት መገጣጠሚያዎች የት የት ይገኛሉ
*በሰደፍ መምታት እና ጥቅሞቹ
*እውነት ሰው መግደል ሀጥያት ነውን?
*ዱላ እና ወገብ ያላቸው ቁርኝት

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