Meet Richard chase,this serial killer attempts to enter a home of one women but finding it locked he decides to walk away...later he told detectives thats because locked doors meant he was not welcome...but unlocked doors were an invitation

Wearing a mask in a bank has gone from suspicious to responsible.

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[መልከፍing a gorgeous police]
"ልብሽን ሰርቄ መታሰር ነው ምፈልገው"

*Immediately got arrested for ፆታዊ ትንኮሳ*

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*Our routine nowadays*
Wake up, complain, sleep

Repeat

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[What federal police discuss on thier meeting]

የዛሬው ርእሶች
*የአጥንት መገጣጠሚያዎች የት የት ይገኛሉ
*በሰደፍ መምታት እና ጥቅሞቹ
*እውነት ሰው መግደል ሀጥያት ነውን?
*ዱላ እና ወገብ ያላቸው ቁርኝት

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Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.

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የትንሣኤ የበግ የገበያ ዋጋ

1, የጉዞ ታሪክ ያለዉ 1000 ብር
2, የጉዞ ታሪክ የሌለው 4500 ብር

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Im so used to subnoscripts, i now look down in real life conversations.😐

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Our biggest problem is celebrating in clubs what we prayed for In church.

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Easter Sunday for churches is like New Years for gyms.
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What is 6.9?
A good thing ruined by a period.

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The most dangerous sicknesses are those that make us believe we are well.

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*Day who even keeps count anymore in Quarantine*

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Me: Hey girl, it's me again. So, whatcha doing? እና ምን አዲስ ነገር አለ?

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I have a question to all men. Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass?

Me: the same reason why you girls bring purse on a date and don't pay?

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Life without f is just lie.

#subscriber
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Staring contest.

Go

0.0

-.-

I win! You blinked ha!

I'm Asian you
racist bastard!

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Smelling your farts puts them back inside of you.

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Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls.

Sadly, I was in the women’s bathroom.

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Horny texting is worse than drunk texting because you are aware of your actions but just don’t care.

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We all die in the end.

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