[መልከፍing a gorgeous police]
"ልብሽን ሰርቄ መታሰር ነው ምፈልገው"

*Immediately got arrested for ፆታዊ ትንኮሳ*

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*Our routine nowadays*
Wake up, complain, sleep

Repeat

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[What federal police discuss on thier meeting]

የዛሬው ርእሶች
*የአጥንት መገጣጠሚያዎች የት የት ይገኛሉ
*በሰደፍ መምታት እና ጥቅሞቹ
*እውነት ሰው መግደል ሀጥያት ነውን?
*ዱላ እና ወገብ ያላቸው ቁርኝት

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Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.

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የትንሣኤ የበግ የገበያ ዋጋ

1, የጉዞ ታሪክ ያለዉ 1000 ብር
2, የጉዞ ታሪክ የሌለው 4500 ብር

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Im so used to subnoscripts, i now look down in real life conversations.😐

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Our biggest problem is celebrating in clubs what we prayed for In church.

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Easter Sunday for churches is like New Years for gyms.
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What is 6.9?
A good thing ruined by a period.

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The most dangerous sicknesses are those that make us believe we are well.

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*Day who even keeps count anymore in Quarantine*

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Me: Hey girl, it's me again. So, whatcha doing? እና ምን አዲስ ነገር አለ?

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I have a question to all men. Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass?

Me: the same reason why you girls bring purse on a date and don't pay?

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Life without f is just lie.

#subscriber
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Staring contest.

Go

0.0

-.-

I win! You blinked ha!

I'm Asian you
racist bastard!

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Smelling your farts puts them back inside of you.

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Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls.

Sadly, I was in the women’s bathroom.

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Horny texting is worse than drunk texting because you are aware of your actions but just don’t care.

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We all die in the end.

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The more effort you put into your clothing, the higher the likelihood others will want to see you without clothes.

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When a girl is on her period and she sits on the table, it become periodic table.

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