You will never be sure about which day you were born. You just have to trust everyone.

@deepthoughts2

I'm having a coronavirus Star Wars sex party tonight.

I'll be hands solo.

@deepthoughts2

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

@deepthoughts2

This generation be like
"ልጁ ክርስትና እሚነሳው በ B612 ነው ወይስ በ candy?"

@deepthoughts2

You know my love isn't real when i let you lie to me.

@deepthoughts2

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

@deepthoughts2

Long distance relationship is so sweet. You just say " I wish you were here" then you go and cheat in peace

@deepthoughts2

My hand is consuming more alcohol than my mouth ever did...👏

@deepthoughts2

No matter how good looking you are ,
You will always be your momma's dishwasher

@deepthoughts2

Celebrities need us more than we need them.

@deepthoughts2

Your penis so small.

That when you put it in a girl her immune system tries to fight it.

@deepthoughts2

Dear old people እባካችሁን stop saying “ስልክ መጎርጎር”

Don't make it weird, don't make it sound like we're doing something nasty to our phones.

@deepthoughts2

ፕሪች😂😂

The atheist who says " why worship God that I can not see, is now hiding in their home, from a virus they can not see.

@deepthoughts2

The motto on the very first official United States coin was “Mind Your Business.”

@deepthoughts2

Me [Reading about ቴድሮስ in a cafe]

Waiter: ሚጠጣ ምን ይቅረብ?

Me: Bring me a ሽጉጥ .. ጥይት ነው ምጠጣው

@deepthoughts2

*500 people get infected*
Trump: Pfft it's just like ጉንፋን, we have it under control

*2000 people get infected*
Trump: Okay we don't have it under control but የchina ጥፋት ነው

*1000 people die*
Trump: I blame Obama & WHO! የነ D.r tewodros ሴራ ነው

*20,000 people die*
Trump: የለማ መገርሳ እና የአብይ ጥፋት ይሆን?
😐
👉👈

@deepthoughts2