Never regret! If it was good... it's a memory, If it was bad... it's an experience.

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People with dimples probably hate the masks most.

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Not being gold digger and not getting the chance to be one is different

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When I was a child I thought the "adult drink" was coffee
When i became a teenager I thought the " adult drink" was beer
As an adult, I've realised the "adult drink" is in fact... water

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That's the way she feels , she loves but she doesn't trust . It's a paradox I guess .

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We are not made to be free

"Once your start accepting your flaws people can no longer use it as a weapon against you!"

make your weakness your biggest strength.

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The walls of your room looks more interesting, when you have to study

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Friend: money aside, what would really make you happy right now?

Me: that money you put aside

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You will never be sure about which day you were born. You just have to trust everyone.

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I'm having a coronavirus Star Wars sex party tonight.

I'll be hands solo.

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Not everyone you lose is a loss.

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This generation be like
"ልጁ ክርስትና እሚነሳው በ B612 ነው ወይስ በ candy?"

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You know my love isn't real when i let you lie to me.

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A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

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Long distance relationship is so sweet. You just say " I wish you were here" then you go and cheat in peace

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My hand is consuming more alcohol than my mouth ever did...👏

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No matter how good looking you are ,
You will always be your momma's dishwasher

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Celebrities need us more than we need them.

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Your penis so small.

That when you put it in a girl her immune system tries to fight it.

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Dear old people እባካችሁን stop saying “ስልክ መጎርጎር”

Don't make it weird, don't make it sound like we're doing something nasty to our phones.

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