*500 people get infected*
Trump: Pfft it's just like ጉንፋን, we have it under control

*2000 people get infected*
Trump: Okay we don't have it under control but የchina ጥፋት ነው

*1000 people die*
Trump: I blame Obama & WHO! የነ D.r tewodros ሴራ ነው

*20,000 people die*
Trump: የለማ መገርሳ እና የአብይ ጥፋት ይሆን?
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👉👈

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I have seen people being rude by being over polite.

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There were so many things I didn’t like about her, and that isn’t how it should be. #bookquotes

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Most of you don't know what ዴኤታ means, do you?

yeah, me neither

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Do you know what the Chinese call Tom & Jerry?

"Lunch & Breakfast"

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Me: "ኮሮና በምንድነው ሚተላለፈዉ?"

little bro: "በሁሉም ቻናሎች"

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"ሰጣ ገባ" sounds dirty🙃

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The great criminals of history were the ones that were never recorded.

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Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

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No one has come up with a thing to do while getting sung happy birthday.

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Failure is a mindset.

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Yоu cаn't fоrcе аn еxtrоvеrt tо bеhаvе аs аn intrоvеrt but а bаt cаn.

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Make something beautiful of your life.

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Sexiness is state of mind.

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The remaining 25% of mobile data lasts longer than the 75%.

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"You are dumb"

Me: No I'm not, you take that back

Also me: wed-nes-day

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Sex is good, but have you tried keeping a promise?

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When you fall in love with the words, it doesn’t mean you know the writer.

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Does your boyfriend know your are single?

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