The great criminals of history were the ones that were never recorded.

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Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

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No one has come up with a thing to do while getting sung happy birthday.

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Failure is a mindset.

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Yоu cаn't fоrcе аn еxtrоvеrt tо bеhаvе аs аn intrоvеrt but а bаt cаn.

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Make something beautiful of your life.

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Sexiness is state of mind.

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The remaining 25% of mobile data lasts longer than the 75%.

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"You are dumb"

Me: No I'm not, you take that back

Also me: wed-nes-day

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Sex is good, but have you tried keeping a promise?

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When you fall in love with the words, it doesn’t mean you know the writer.

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Does your boyfriend know your are single?

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ስምና ተግባራችንማ ለየቅል ነው

አሁን "ነዳጅ ማደያ" ተብሎ ነዳጅ መሸጥ ነበረበት? 🙊🤔

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😂😂😂dead

I hate when babies start acting brand new like mf it's me. I just saw you last week and we were best friends don't do this to me.

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I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before

It was just a pigment of my imagination.

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አምላኬ ሆይ በእግዚአብሔር እርዳኝ🙄

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having a strong enemies is a blessing.

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Difference is one thing
We have in common.

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I write laughing my ass off instead of lmao just to kill time in quarantine.

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