The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife

Happy Mother’s Day!

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You are depressed or let say you are suffering from depressions, which is very unfortunate.

And you create a channel around your depression, you post stuff about how life is painful, surviving is tough...and you want to end your life and you know that kinda content...

You cross promote it to get more followers to your depressed channel and spread your depressed content...

I don’t get it, is doing this makes you feel better? Are you helping yourself? Helping others? How is spreading your sickness help anyone?

Or is it about validation and attention?

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Be a nice human.

*Every time my mom get my hair done

Me:
My Momma: anybody said they liked your hair today

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Am I just horny or hot bitches are flooding social media?

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Car companies always advertise how quickly their cars go from 0-100 but not 100-0, even though it's a lot more important.

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If you can be kind

Be quite.

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Tell me what it feels like to be loved back 🖤

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You helped me embrace the chaos and be a rebel.

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We need to talk

Four words a guy never likes to hear

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Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.

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Most of us learned English through Music and Movies than in schools

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Pëōpĺê whó wŕįťê ťhèřę ñämė łīkè ťhíš âřè ñòť mÿ ťÿpē øf pêópĺę.😑

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If u got iphone, Apple watch⌚️ and airpods ain't no way u missed my call

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" ሳያገባ ውሮ የበላም, ለመብላት ያሰበም.. አፈር ድሜ ይበላታል። "

- Every religion
@Issuess
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Its awkward how we interpret things
When you talk to god its praying
But when god talks to you, you are schizophrenic 😂

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Nobody
Ethiopian artist: every disease should have a song✊

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Working at home is so boring.

I really miss hating my coworkers.

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me: Its time to sleep its almost 1 AM

Me also: thinking at 3 AM why the snake 🐍 doesn't have an ass.

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