You helped me embrace the chaos and be a rebel.

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We need to talk

Four words a guy never likes to hear

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Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.

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Most of us learned English through Music and Movies than in schools

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Pëōpĺê whó wŕįťê ťhèřę ñämė łīkè ťhíš âřè ñòť mÿ ťÿpē øf pêópĺę.😑

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If u got iphone, Apple watch⌚️ and airpods ain't no way u missed my call

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" ሳያገባ ውሮ የበላም, ለመብላት ያሰበም.. አፈር ድሜ ይበላታል። "

- Every religion
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Its awkward how we interpret things
When you talk to god its praying
But when god talks to you, you are schizophrenic 😂

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Nobody
Ethiopian artist: every disease should have a song✊

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Working at home is so boring.

I really miss hating my coworkers.

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me: Its time to sleep its almost 1 AM

Me also: thinking at 3 AM why the snake 🐍 doesn't have an ass.

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I slept 10hrs last night absolutely locked and loaded for a big day of hand washing and looking out the window.

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Pamfalon says more real things than our politicians and thats a fact!

"Where are you" must be one of the least used sentences used in sign language.

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Me: * upload a picture*
My crush:
My girl friends: BITCH MARRY MEEEE

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I haven't seen a" nigga ain't shit" post in a while.. y'all in love?

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Screenshots are your phone’s selfies.

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