Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.

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Most of us learned English through Music and Movies than in schools

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Pëōpĺê whó wŕįťê ťhèřę ñämė łīkè ťhíš âřè ñòť mÿ ťÿpē øf pêópĺę.😑

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If u got iphone, Apple watch⌚️ and airpods ain't no way u missed my call

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" ሳያገባ ውሮ የበላም, ለመብላት ያሰበም.. አፈር ድሜ ይበላታል። "

- Every religion
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Its awkward how we interpret things
When you talk to god its praying
But when god talks to you, you are schizophrenic 😂

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Nobody
Ethiopian artist: every disease should have a song✊

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Working at home is so boring.

I really miss hating my coworkers.

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me: Its time to sleep its almost 1 AM

Me also: thinking at 3 AM why the snake 🐍 doesn't have an ass.

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I slept 10hrs last night absolutely locked and loaded for a big day of hand washing and looking out the window.

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Pamfalon says more real things than our politicians and thats a fact!

"Where are you" must be one of the least used sentences used in sign language.

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Me: * upload a picture*
My crush:
My girl friends: BITCH MARRY MEEEE

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I haven't seen a" nigga ain't shit" post in a while.. y'all in love?

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Screenshots are your phone’s selfies.

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Tyga: I'm the shit

Me: yes you አር

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I stood in the court room the judge turn my way
It looks like you're guilty now what do you say
I spoke up "your honor I have no defense"
But that's when mercy walked in

Mercy walked in and pleaded my case
Called to the stand God's saving grace
The blood was presented that covered my sin
Forgiven when mercy walked in

I stood there and wondered how could this be
That someone so guilty had just been set free
My chains were broken I was born again
The moment that mercy walked in

Gordon Mote

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