when people say "tell me the truth" they really mean "tell me the truth i want to hear"

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Can't wait to travel to Mexico and check out that sepia colored air.

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A man died after overdosing on Viagra
They couldn’t close the casket

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The biggest problem men face is that it takes 1 hour to find the right video to nut in 2 minutes.

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The only time Habesha parents behave is when you teach them how to use WhatsApp and Viber. You can even ask them to get water for you😂😂

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When u somewhere u not supposed to be every face start to look familiar😭

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this lockdown gave mom a real reason not to allow me to go out

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A large download button and a small close button are the signs of a bad website.

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In movies, nobody opens a book from the start

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You'd be really motivated if the weight you lost went to someone you don't like.

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Nothing is more stressful than finding a pen for your parents while they’re on the phone.

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At some point in everyone’s life they go from saying ‘one thousand five hundred’ to ‘fifteen hundred’

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popular clothing companies turn people into walking advertisements and convince them its fashion

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I read the acknowledgment part of a book just to kill time in quarantine.

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British English is like የጎጃሜ አማርኛ

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She is bored and texting you,but you are falling in lover with her

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*gets a missed call from a random number*

Me: *saves the number as "suskshd" goes on telegram and see who it is

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You were beautiful till you opened your mouth.

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I blame gravity for my height.

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What do you say when something hits your toe in front of your crush?

አይ ግር’ጣቴ

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