*gets a missed call from a random number*

Me: *saves the number as "suskshd" goes on telegram and see who it is

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You were beautiful till you opened your mouth.

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I blame gravity for my height.

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What do you say when something hits your toe in front of your crush?

አይ ግር’ጣቴ

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ፖለቲከኞች ምን አይነት ሰፈር ይመቻቸዋል?

የደሀ suffer

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No one:
Telegram: ደረጀ ቧንቧ joined telegram.

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I love places that makes you realize how tiny you and your problems are

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times, and she won't think twice...

Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.

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A large majority of people probably read “whattttttt” by stretching out the “A” sound

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You've never seen a computer hacker use a mouse on TV.

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An actor's job is to convince you that they are not an actor

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Ease is the greater threat to progress than hardship.

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If anger drives you to do some disloyal shit ,you was never loyal

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Exህ በስለት የወለደችው ልጅ ማን ብለህ ትጠረዋለህ?

"የSlut ልጅ"

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Do you suffer from anxiety that an intruder may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

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If you send someone a message while they’re not online, you’re talking to their future self

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people fall for your beauty but who would stand your insanity.

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Sometimes i wonder if all this is happening because i didn't forward that message to 10 people.

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Person: pray cause some questions can't be answered by google.

Me: okay *prays*

Few moment later

Me: googling *how to know if my prayers are really gonna work?


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Sometimes I gotta take my glasses off b/c I'm tired of seeing shit

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