A large majority of people probably read “whattttttt” by stretching out the “A” sound

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You've never seen a computer hacker use a mouse on TV.

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An actor's job is to convince you that they are not an actor

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Ease is the greater threat to progress than hardship.

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If anger drives you to do some disloyal shit ,you was never loyal

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Exህ በስለት የወለደችው ልጅ ማን ብለህ ትጠረዋለህ?

"የSlut ልጅ"

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Do you suffer from anxiety that an intruder may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

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If you send someone a message while they’re not online, you’re talking to their future self

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people fall for your beauty but who would stand your insanity.

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Sometimes i wonder if all this is happening because i didn't forward that message to 10 people.

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Person: pray cause some questions can't be answered by google.

Me: okay *prays*

Few moment later

Me: googling *how to know if my prayers are really gonna work?


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Sometimes I gotta take my glasses off b/c I'm tired of seeing shit

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When u hubby takes you shopping and go like
:babe which one u like






Don't worry I'll choose at home bae😁

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Teacher: Tell us an amazing fact we wouldn't know

Me: the louder the sound of a fart,the less it stinks

The whole class:😳😳😳😳

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What burns longer, a red or a blue candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

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Things that go through my mind when a girl texts me first

- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap

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You can't say "lmaooo" with a flat ass,you just can't.

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ሁሌ ከቴሌ እየተበደረ ላለመክፈል ሲሙን ሚሰብረውን ልጅ ማን አሉት

ቃ-ሲም

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የእንሰሳት ሀኪም ለሴት ልጁ ስም ሲያወጣ

ሰ🐄

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ፈጣሪ አይስማሽ እንደው
Is actually a blessing fo my evil ass😐

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