A real surprise birthday is one when it's not your birthday.

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Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.”

Happy fathers day.

You can't mimick yourself.

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Sorry, You can't order the relief on its own.
It only comes as a desert with pain.

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My Crush: እስቲ ስለ ራስህ ንገረኝ

Nervous me: ሞላላ ነዉ

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Them:are you single or what?

Me:what

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It always rains the hardest on people who deserves the sun

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Remember in kindergarten when this "👎" used to be the finger

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Gym trainer: now do ቁጭ ብድግ

ራያ people: ጨፍሩ ነው ምትለን? 🤨

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Break up hurts ?

Have you ever own a charger that only works if your phone is at a certain angle.

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I wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend.

Now, please suggest me a good girlfriend

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Those who leave this channel may your crush fall in love with your best friend.

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I hate when dudes think I just be playin hard to get. Bruh I really don't like you. I'm not playing

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It's not always just the heart sometimes your mind breaks as well

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Invisibility is real, we just haven’t seen it yet.

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I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless

I was like 0mg

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My daily routine:

1, Use my phone
2, Charge my phone
3, Use my phone while charging

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English is a language, not a measurement of intelligence.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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Instead of leaving a better planet for the children, how about we leave better children for the planet?

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Money is never actually yours, it’s just your turn to spend it.

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