Gym trainer: now do ቁጭ ብድግ

ራያ people: ጨፍሩ ነው ምትለን? 🤨

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Break up hurts ?

Have you ever own a charger that only works if your phone is at a certain angle.

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I wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend.

Now, please suggest me a good girlfriend

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Those who leave this channel may your crush fall in love with your best friend.

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I hate when dudes think I just be playin hard to get. Bruh I really don't like you. I'm not playing

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It's not always just the heart sometimes your mind breaks as well

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Invisibility is real, we just haven’t seen it yet.

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I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless

I was like 0mg

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My daily routine:

1, Use my phone
2, Charge my phone
3, Use my phone while charging

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English is a language, not a measurement of intelligence.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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Instead of leaving a better planet for the children, how about we leave better children for the planet?

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Money is never actually yours, it’s just your turn to spend it.

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*getting my hair braided*
ፀጉር ቤት lady: ካመመሽ ንገሪኝ እሺ
Me :ok

Me:አመመኝ
ፀጉር ቤት lady: ኧረ? እሺ, ኡፍፍ ኡፍፍ
አሁንስ?
Me:

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Everyone wants to be unique while hoping to find a place they can fit in.

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You failed again to detect the exact moment of you falling asleep.

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Trying to laugh by a meme I already know , same as trying to twerk with የዜግነት ክብር!!

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You know you’re old when you slip and fall but no one laughs.

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It's sort of lame when lil kids act like adults. I see my dad looking at them like "I wanna switch kids"🥺

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YOLO is used both to convince people to do something, and not to do something

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