Your bed instantly becomes 100 times more comfortable when your alarm clock starts beeping.

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If God brings you to it
He will bring you through it

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Proud of my members. Zodiac sign can’t decide you fate.

It costs $0.00 to be honest person

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Voicemail in other country: babe call me when you get this

Voicemail in our country: ሄሎ ሄሎ ሄሎ... ኧረ ሄሎ...


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Do we even have voicemails?😂😂😂🤔

Yes we just don't use it or don't know we had it

It's amazing how some people can understand you and make you feel born again in an instant

🌟Help us get to 11k🌟

You can have both btw.... if you have 10 m friends you can ask em a $ each and still have 10 $ cash ...... just saying 💁🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂

Why do some women shave off their eyebrows and draw it at the same place and commit to one facial expression for the whole day ?

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They say a problem shared is a problem halved.

"Not if it’s corona."

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Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?

A: Rai Ping Yu

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You deserve her naked body
Only when u love her naked soul.

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Patience is not an ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

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When an app is free, you are the product.

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2013 in Ethiopian
Nobody:

Literally nobody:

My notifications:
Chef Yohanes 💔 Hermen
Miko mikee 💔 Maramawit

😕

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Dating is an interview for marriage

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Someone developed the internet without the help of internet

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A strong friendship doesn’t need daily conversation.

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