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You can have both btw.... if you have 10 m friends you can ask em a $ each and still have 10 $ cash ...... just saying 💁🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂

Why do some women shave off their eyebrows and draw it at the same place and commit to one facial expression for the whole day ?

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They say a problem shared is a problem halved.

"Not if it’s corona."

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Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?

A: Rai Ping Yu

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You deserve her naked body
Only when u love her naked soul.

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Patience is not an ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

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When an app is free, you are the product.

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2013 in Ethiopian
Nobody:

Literally nobody:

My notifications:
Chef Yohanes 💔 Hermen
Miko mikee 💔 Maramawit

😕

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Dating is an interview for marriage

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Someone developed the internet without the help of internet

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A strong friendship doesn’t need daily conversation.

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Why do parents need to hold your phone when you show them a picture.

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Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.

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funeral food be so good I be forgetting who the fuck died.

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RIP mrs. sefed
Credits= Nate yibrah

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Using your favorite song for an alarm clock is exactly like wearing your nicest shoes to a Mud Run.

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You ignore I wait
I ignore you hate

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“The things you used to own, now they own you.”

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People who don’t get the joke are better than those who take it seriously.

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More innocent people glance at cameras and try to not look suspicious than actual criminals

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