Cigarettes companies kill their “best customers” whereas Condom companies kill their “future customers”.
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Tele: Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service
Me: sigh
Tele:
Me:
Tele: Guess what demo
Me: eee
Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service
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Me: sigh
Tele:
Me:
Tele: Guess what demo
Me: eee
Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service
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Things that go through my mind when a girl texts me first
- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap
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- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap
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I was walking my date to her house the other day እና ልክ ቤታቸው ስንደርስ
Her: በቃ ቻው! ልግባ አመሰግናለሁ እሺ
Me: ኧረ ምስጋና kiss አይገባም
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Her: በቃ ቻው! ልግባ አመሰግናለሁ እሺ
Me: ኧረ ምስጋና kiss አይገባም
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