Different doesn't mean wrong.

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Eating “strange” animals is for the really rich or really poor

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Nobody knows you better than backspace key.

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Cigarettes companies kill their “best customers” whereas Condom companies kill their “future customers”.

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Nothing on earth is worth losing heaven.

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The Gospel is Not a suggesting it’s a Command.

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Nobody is busy but priority matters.

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"Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them."

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Mercy always triumphs over judgement.

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If we only knew our worth...

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September lasted 2 hours

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Tele: Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service

Me: sigh

Tele:

Me:

Tele: Guess what demo

Me: eee

Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service

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*Me after lifting some weights*

ሠርግ ቤት ገብቼ

አስጨፋሪዉ: ያሆ በል

Me: ባልልስ? 🤔

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My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend

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Things that go through my mind when a girl texts me first

- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap

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I was walking my date to her house the other day እና ልክ ቤታቸው ስንደርስ

Her: በቃ ቻው! ልግባ አመሰግናለሁ እሺ

Me: ኧረ ምስጋና kiss አይገባም

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I know you are excited to see me
but the yelling is a bit excessive.

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Men can find Pluto but somehow they can’t find the clit.

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Betraying your God doesn’t make you any cooler

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ኪንታሮት
[virus]

Transmitted by counting an infected person's

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Before you slide in a girls DMs think about how it’s gonna look in a screenshot

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