If we only knew our worth...

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September lasted 2 hours

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Tele: Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service

Me: sigh

Tele:

Me:

Tele: Guess what demo

Me: eee

Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service

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*Me after lifting some weights*

ሠርግ ቤት ገብቼ

አስጨፋሪዉ: ያሆ በል

Me: ባልልስ? 🤔

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My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend

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Things that go through my mind when a girl texts me first

- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap

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I was walking my date to her house the other day እና ልክ ቤታቸው ስንደርስ

Her: በቃ ቻው! ልግባ አመሰግናለሁ እሺ

Me: ኧረ ምስጋና kiss አይገባም

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I know you are excited to see me
but the yelling is a bit excessive.

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Men can find Pluto but somehow they can’t find the clit.

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Betraying your God doesn’t make you any cooler

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ኪንታሮት
[virus]

Transmitted by counting an infected person's

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Before you slide in a girls DMs think about how it’s gonna look in a screenshot

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People who always put humanity first than their religion, nationality and everything are something rare.

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Atheist niggas walk into biology like it’s bible study.

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Jesus Christ

Population Data: .... ኢትዮጵያ በጣም ትንሽ መኪና እና ብዙ እግረኛ ነው ያላት

Gov’t: .... cool, we are going to build ጠባብ የእግረኛ መንገድ and ሰፋፊ አስፋልት!

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አሜን ነው ወይ?

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Farting is one of the few things everyone universally has in common, yet is one of the most universally embarrassing acts.

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Ethiopian logic

መኪና እየነዳክ ሰዉ ሰላም ካላልክ ጉረኝነት ነዉ ሰላም ካልክም ጉረኝነት ነዉ::

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