My Chinese waiter thinks all black people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer

Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

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Stop dating people who only wanna see you at night you are not Batman.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Decide to Be Happy

We create our own happiness in this life. Happiness is achievable for us if we apply the right formula. One way of choosing happiness is to cultivate the habit of being happy. When you develop the happiness habit, life becomes more enjoyable every day. Because habits are something you can cultivate, you have the power to create your own happiness.

You develop the happiness habit by thinking happy thoughts. Make a mental list of happy thoughts and run them through your mind throughout the day. If an unhappy thought pops in, eject it by substituting a happy thought.
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Trusting someone or making someone to trust you is Great
But keeping someone's trust on you alive even in worst conditions is the ultimate greatness 🌼
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On a happy note, Friday is the best day to apply for a job.

Probably because all the other candidates are in the hospital from fender benders.

Happy Friday Steemit! Stay safe and celebrate responsibly!
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According to insurance corporations, more accidents happen on Friday than any other day of the week.

Happy hours, a more relaxed attitude, and rush to begin the weekend all contribute.
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You know guys I love Friday. I basically consider this day to be an extension of the weekend. I just need to bide my time in order to enjoy 48 hours of relaxation. However, my productivity leaves quite a bit to be desired—there’s a lot more Facebook scrolling, yawning, and mindless staring involved than I would like to admit.

Since I work for myself, I’ve developed the attitude that whatever I don’t wrap up on Friday, I can take care of on Saturday or Sunday. Unfortunately, this usually means that I spend a big chunk of my weekend working on things I actually should’ve been able to finish beforehand.

So, I challenged myself to take my weekends back by making sure I used Friday to its full potential—despite the fact that my motivation is usually waning. 
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ADMIT THAT YOU HAVE DONE ONE OF THESE
1. Walked in a room, forgot what you needed, walked out and then remember!
2. When you were younger, drew the sun i the corner of the paper.
3. When you were little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually ❤️
4. Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.😁
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"There are two marks of a holy person: giving and forgiving"
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Always go with the choice that scares you the most, beacause that's the one that is going to help you grow !
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Two things prevent us from happiness; living in the past and observing others !
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Fall in love with takingcare of your self !
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Pain changes people, it makes them trust less, overthink more, and shut people out.

I no longer force things. What flows, flows. What crashes, crashes.

I only have space and energy for things that are meant for me.
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Help us get 11k
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Have a nice sunday 🌻
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🌼 GOOD MORNING🌼

CONTROL YOUR TEMPER (Anger)

There once was a little boy who had a very bad temper. His father decided to hand him a bag of nails and said that every time the boy lost his temper, he had to hammer a nail into the fence.


On the first day, the boy hammered 37 nails into that fence.

The boy gradually began to control his temper over the next few weeks, and the number of nails he was hammering into the fence slowly decreased.

He discovered it was easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails into the fence.

Finally, the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father the news and the father suggested that the boy should now pull out a nail every day he kept his temper under control.

The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“you have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.  You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say I’m sorry, the wound is still there.”


Moral of the story:

Control your anger, and don’t say things to people in the heat of the moment, that you may later regret. Some things in life, you are unable to take back.

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