Everyone talks about orange being a color and a fruit, but nobody talks about peach for the same reason.

In the future, when someone asks if a car is a manual or automatic, they’ll be asking if you have to drive the vehicle yourself or if it’s self driving.

We pay rappers to brag about the money we give them

don't decrease the goal increase the effort

Sometimes We Reply Because We Opened Your Message By Mistake 🙂

People are starting to talk about deleting social media the same way they talk about quitting smoking

Alcohol is interesting....you drink it to celebrate, you drink it to mourn. You drink it when you're happy, and also when you're sad. You drink it to remember the good times, and you drink it to forget.

the people who made laws are also the people who made crimes.

Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness, but not loneliness. It is the worst of all torture, the worst of all suffering.
- Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes

Me: mom look at the picture i took yesterday

Mom: oh hang on
*find glasses(10 minutes), swipe the glasses(3 min) sits comfortably(5 minutes)

Me: *hands her the phone*

Mom: *hits the home button* oh! where did it go?!

A Women that opens her heart to love you, when its already broken, is braver than any person you'll meet

Q: What do u call a white guy with a black dick?

A: Michel Jackson

Tattoo Artist: Hold still

Waving Inflatable Tube Man: I’M TRYING!!!

When you are in a relationship yes you will argue 😒 yes you will assume 😒😒 yes you will cry, fight, have haters, and even people who try to break you up 👣 Trust issues, jealousy, breakups & even makeups. Ex's calling saying they want you back! Boring conversations 💭 heated arguments, and hurtful words being said that you don't even mean 😒 But no matter what you gotta stick through it, regardless of what people think or say!!!! Because true love ain't easy, and easy love ain't true 💯

Note to self: Do not help those who do not want to help themselves!

money in your palm dont make you real.

Moshi moshi subscribers i know i've been offline lately and sorry for that and soon i wiil bounce back guys bear with me🙌