My oh my you're so good looking
but who are you when am not looking?
but who are you when am not looking?
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts
U think you know everything
About me
telling fake lies
Just so u can humiliate me
Do the next exercise
Introduce ur upper lip
To your lower lip😃
And shut the fuck up
About me
telling fake lies
Just so u can humiliate me
Do the next exercise
Introduce ur upper lip
To your lower lip😃
And shut the fuck up
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighter🎯)
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you,but trusting them not to.
10 ETERNAL TRUTHS OF THE GENTLEMANLY LIFE
1. A gentleman says "please" and "thank you," readily and often.
2. A gentleman does not disparage the beliefs of others-whether they relate to matters of faith, politics, or sports teams.
3. A gentleman always carries a handkerchief, and is ready to lend it, especially to a weeping lady, should the need arise.
4. A gentleman never allows a door to slam in the face of another personmale or female, young or old, absolute stranger or longtime best friend.
5. A gentleman does not make jokes about race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation; neither does he find such jokes amusing.
6. A gentleman knows how to stand in line and how to wait his turn.
7. A gentleman is always ready to offer a hearty handshake.
8. A gentleman keeps his leather shoes polished and his fingernails clean.
9. A gentleman admits when he is wrong.
10. A gentleman does not pick a fight.
1. A gentleman says "please" and "thank you," readily and often.
2. A gentleman does not disparage the beliefs of others-whether they relate to matters of faith, politics, or sports teams.
3. A gentleman always carries a handkerchief, and is ready to lend it, especially to a weeping lady, should the need arise.
4. A gentleman never allows a door to slam in the face of another personmale or female, young or old, absolute stranger or longtime best friend.
5. A gentleman does not make jokes about race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation; neither does he find such jokes amusing.
6. A gentleman knows how to stand in line and how to wait his turn.
7. A gentleman is always ready to offer a hearty handshake.
8. A gentleman keeps his leather shoes polished and his fingernails clean.
9. A gentleman admits when he is wrong.
10. A gentleman does not pick a fight.
When we finally invent a pill that makes you immortal, someone will eventually choke on it and die.
Real gentlemen hate to see their women cry, that's why they have passwords on their phones.
When people say they don't have time, it simply means you are not their priority.
Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose and excluding that which is painful.
You learn better grammar by being an idiot online than 15 years of school
When someone says they don't want to be in a relationship, the "with you" is silent.
There should be a button on all TVs that makes the remote make a noise when you lose it
My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend
Staying in a college town over summer break is like waking up early at a sleepover and you just lay there and wait
When a baby is born crying, it has literally been crying its whole life 🤔
I have no problem swallowing saliva while it's in my mouth, but once i spit it in a glass it becomes disgusting to even think about swallowing.