Real gentlemen hate to see their women cry, that's why they have passwords on their phones.
When people say they don't have time, it simply means you are not their priority.
Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose and excluding that which is painful.
You learn better grammar by being an idiot online than 15 years of school
When someone says they don't want to be in a relationship, the "with you" is silent.
There should be a button on all TVs that makes the remote make a noise when you lose it
My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend
Staying in a college town over summer break is like waking up early at a sleepover and you just lay there and wait
When a baby is born crying, it has literally been crying its whole life 🤔
I have no problem swallowing saliva while it's in my mouth, but once i spit it in a glass it becomes disgusting to even think about swallowing.
Hey guys, we gonna have a photography competition soon. On this quest the rule is simple just send your work here 👉 @Deepthoughts2Bot and the voting will launched. So from now on send your works till August 4. And its free.
Girlfriend: Its cold in here, can you close the windows?
Me: *Alt+F4*
Me: *Alt+F4*
Somewhere out there , your name comes up in arguments when couples argue .
If he isn't good in bed ,try him on the floor ,we are tired of complains
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Hey guys, we gonna have a photography competition soon. On this quest the rule is simple just send your work here 👉 @Deepthoughts2Bot and the voting will launched. So from now on send your works till August 4. And its free.
Thanks for you participation keep sending your works..show your talent off and get the reward.
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