There should be a button on all TVs that makes the remote make a noise when you lose it
My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend
Staying in a college town over summer break is like waking up early at a sleepover and you just lay there and wait
When a baby is born crying, it has literally been crying its whole life 🤔
I have no problem swallowing saliva while it's in my mouth, but once i spit it in a glass it becomes disgusting to even think about swallowing.
Hey guys, we gonna have a photography competition soon. On this quest the rule is simple just send your work here 👉 @Deepthoughts2Bot and the voting will launched. So from now on send your works till August 4. And its free.
Girlfriend: Its cold in here, can you close the windows?
Me: *Alt+F4*
Me: *Alt+F4*
Somewhere out there , your name comes up in arguments when couples argue .
If he isn't good in bed ,try him on the floor ,we are tired of complains
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Hey guys, we gonna have a photography competition soon. On this quest the rule is simple just send your work here 👉 @Deepthoughts2Bot and the voting will launched. So from now on send your works till August 4. And its free.
Thanks for you participation keep sending your works..show your talent off and get the reward.
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If you’re happy with one(1) man, imagine having five(5) ??? You gotta start thinking big ladies!
What's the toughest part of being a vegan?
Apparently keeping it to yourself.
Apparently keeping it to yourself.
Two years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf
I haven’t heard from him since.
I haven’t heard from him since.
most of the time when you're having a crush on someone, you don't actually like them in the way that you think you do. you just love the romanticised version of them that you created in your head.