​​If you’re happy with one(1) man, imagine having five(5) ??? You gotta start thinking big ladies!

What's the toughest part of being a vegan?

Apparently keeping it to yourself.

Two years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf

I haven’t heard from him since.

If God brings you to it
He will bring you through it

most of the time when you're having a crush on someone, you don't actually like them in the way that you think you do. you just love the romanticised version of them that you created in your head.

At least we're under the same sky🌌

When you trying to make a baby happy but he slaps you, so you slap him back.

Got some great news today! My doctor has encouraged me to masturbate more often!!!
Well, he actually told me I could have a stroke any time...

Okay, im gonna start posting the contending photographs and vote for them.