most of the time when you're having a crush on someone, you don't actually like them in the way that you think you do. you just love the romanticised version of them that you created in your head.
When you trying to make a baby happy but he slaps you, so you slap him back.
Got some great news today! My doctor has encouraged me to masturbate more often!!!
Well, he actually told me I could have a stroke any time...
Well, he actually told me I could have a stroke any time...
Okay, im gonna start posting the contending photographs and vote for them.