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Deranged Posting
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>*breathes heavily*
>Jesse *wheeze* we have to go to McDonalds
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Forwarded from Woodpecker's Hove
Woodpecker's Hove
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Literally me (the admin)
rate my mouse pad sers
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>...I heil!
>when the boat is sinking but the life preservers are kinda sus
Forwarded from phඞrmඞcy (JD [0/4💉])
>wanna get hired
>white male
>gotta pretend to be a queer for diversity points
>show up to interview
>have dildo fall out of your briefcase
>hand over document
>"accidentally" hand over positive HIV test instead
>hand over business card
>aggressively have condoms fall out of wallet
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TONOIT ON TOP GEAR

HAMMOND ESCAPES FROM A SHARK WITH MECHANICAL LEGS IN A RELIANT ROBIN
>"BLOODY HELL! AS IF THE CAR WASNT BAD ENOUGH"

JAMES VISITS THE AMIGARA FAULT
>"THIS IS MY HOLE!" IT WAS MADE FOR ME"

AND I FILL MY HOLES
Which one, white man?
Also lets delve into mommy issues, courtesy of the Simpsons creator Matt Groening
SAY IT!

GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST