>*breathes heavily*
>Jesse *wheeze* we have to go to McDonalds

My therapist: the lossy PNG doesnt exist, it cant compress your image files

The lossy PNG:
https://github.com/foobaz/pngloss

Literally me (the admin)

rate my mouse pad sers

>...I heil!

>when the boat is sinking but the life preservers are kinda sus

>wanna get hired
>white male
>gotta pretend to be a queer for diversity points
>show up to interview
>have dildo fall out of your briefcase
>hand over document
>"accidentally" hand over positive HIV test instead
>hand over business card
>aggressively have condoms fall out of wallet

TONOIT ON TOP GEAR

HAMMOND ESCAPES FROM A SHARK WITH MECHANICAL LEGS IN A RELIANT ROBIN
>"BLOODY HELL! AS IF THE CAR WASNT BAD ENOUGH"

JAMES VISITS THE AMIGARA FAULT
>"THIS IS MY HOLE!" IT WAS MADE FOR ME"

AND I FILL MY HOLES

Also fuck america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAmtbnTCAX4

Also lets delve into mommy issues, courtesy of the Simpsons creator Matt Groening

SAY IT!

GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST

I don’t have mommy issues, I got mommy solutions