ніхуясобі вчора було о_0

Дружина пише чоловікові:
-вітаю, у мене дві полоски, коханий!
-білі чи червоні?
-???
-бурундук чи термобар?

пісяти і спати 🙏🏻

Да, это гопак, прямо на броне Меркавы.

@yigal_levin

While you might not hear it in a school playground today, this Roman classic is the very first example of a 'your mum' joke in recorded history. 


'The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself,' it reads.
'Intrigued, he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?'

'"No, your Highness," the man replied, "but my father was".’