While you might not hear it in a school playground today, this Roman classic is the very first example of a 'your mum' joke in recorded history. 


'The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself,' it reads.
'Intrigued, he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?'

'"No, your Highness," the man replied, "but my father was".’

хуіттер, чи як воно там зараз зветься, сформував для мене тренди. ну таке...