Americans are exceptionally fat.

A man at 20% body fat is less fat than 90% of men. A woman at 31% body fat is less fat than 90% of women.

And this is 2017-18 data: Americans are a bit fatter now!

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Chad IDE (cladlabs) is the brainrot code editor.

AI coding takes 1–5 min between prompts—too long to ignore, too short to start something new.

Chad integrates your brainrot (X, IG, Stake, Tinder, etc) into your agentic coding workflow and helps to manage your context-switching.

Less doom-scrolling. More shipping.

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Chad aims to manage your AI coding inference time effectively by integrating the modern workflow into a single IDE. Specifically, you can now

- sh&t-post on X

- scroll Instagram/Tiktok

- shoot Stake craps

- swipe Tinder, etc.

directly from your coding agent orchestration workflow.

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Chad IDE → the first brainrot IDE

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State of crypto

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NOW - Trump says that H1B immigrants are necessary since there are not plenty of talented Americans.

Laura: "We have plenty of talented people here!"

Trump: "No, you don't. No, you don't... No, you don't have... You don't have certain talents and you have to... People have to learn."

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NEW: The FBI has launched an investigation after 18-year-old Anna Kepner mysteriously died on a Carnival cruise ship.

Kepner was a high school senior from Titusville, Florida and made multiple posts on TikTok shortly before she passed.

"She loved being around people. She had that type of energy that just drew you in with her smile and the way she carried herself. She was such an easy person to talk to," the family told ABC News.

Authorities have released very few details on her passing.

"The medical examiner did not release a cause of death, but says the 18-year-old died at 11;17 a.m. on Friday, the day before the ship docked in Miami," reported TODAY.

"They were very specific with the time. And that part is a little peculiar," said former Chief of the Miami Police Department Jorge Colina.

"Normally, they kind of put out a reference point, between this time and this time," he continued.

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Every man knows that a sword is the signifier that sets you apart from other men. You need to be showing the hoes your sword. Your sword collections. How to use the sword. It lowkey scares the sh&t out of them. Deep down though they absolutely love it and admire your knowledge

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This policy change has resulted in liberal experts coming out of the woodwork to allege that the policy is...

Intended to discriminate against Hispanics and Indians!

This one even alleged that this is discrimination on the basis of genetic race differences!

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The latest horrible side effect of GLP-1 drugs?

Larger penises.

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The Bull Market is back

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Flashback: In 2017, By Any Means Necessary and other Antifa groups gathered to violently besiege and attack UC Berkeley to shut down a Milo Yiannopolous Nero event. Attendees were jumped as they dispersed from the canceled event

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DEVELOPING: Reaearchers claim they have discovered the largest spider web in earth’s history located in Sulfur Cave, Greece

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Unhinged leftist celebrates an ICE agent being shot in Chicago, saying it’s “about time.”

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BREAKING: Much of the United States is currently witnessing the northern lights

At this time, a powerful geomagnetic storm is impacting the United States. The NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center has issued a G4 alert on the G5 scale, one of the highest intensity levels. Reports are pouring in from across the nation of breathtaking red, green, and even purple auroras dancing across the horizon and night sky. The Northern Lights, typically visible only near the poles, have been sighted as far south as Florida, Texas, and, as an extremely rare occurrence, is happning.

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Russia. 64yo granny pushes teen onto Moscow metro tracks. The 13yo girl fell off the platform landing between the rails. The girl is fine.

Investigators cite ‘abrupt personal dislike’ as the reason for the attack. Granny to face ‘attempted murder’ charges.

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Chicago Mayor Johnson: "What do all the safest communities in America have in common? .… Government programs."

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Interviewer: Mr Williams was it all worth it?

WW1 Veterans response: No

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