I KNOW THE REASON

Fellow Hermes devotee here - let me explain!!

So as you may know, Hermes is the god of messengers and travels, but he’s also the god of thieves and liars as well! He’s a trickster :) he likes to trick people and even steals Apollos cattle the day he was born (mythology) and hides his tracks. Being the god of thieves does make him a liar and a master of deception.

You cannnnn also maybe say because he does have a mission to guide souls to the afterlife so he does work in the underworld a lot but it isn’t the biggest reason. Main one would be because he’s a trickster, a master of deception and stealing.

Why do you think I pray to him every time before I write an exam… I WANT TO CHEAT FREELY DAMNIT

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are you shitting me pariya

BALD MEG ERA

There are two types of people
1. Pariya
2. Yellow fellow

He’s literally THE most husband material ever hello??

Don't crash, don't text, don't renew your tags
No sex, no sleep, just that job
I bet you miss what you had
You can't get no sleep at night
Do you ever wonder why everyone is out to get you every day?
Or do you question anything?


How many warnin' signs 'til it hits you, darling?
Gravity's your friend
You fall out of touch sometime
But your history calls you back to it again
Too many factors to be sure
So many reasons to think twice
And nobody asked you to before

But do you ever wonder why? (Why)

You ever wonder why? (Why?)

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