"But I could have equally thought it was great. Fifty fifty really."

"I'll give you some techniques to use whenever you are having thoughts about gnawing void at the heart of our existence."

If i could travel back in time i would give Hitler a printout of the wikipedia page of logical fallacies to help improve his critical thinking abilities, thus preventing the Holocaust.

Yes, life is suffering, but look on the bright side: it is short.

"It's just a word. Don't you know anything about language? The sounds are arbitrary"

Alternate noscript: "How Descartes Became a Communist."