"I'll give you some techniques to use whenever you are having thoughts about gnawing void at the heart of our existence."

If i could travel back in time i would give Hitler a printout of the wikipedia page of logical fallacies to help improve his critical thinking abilities, thus preventing the Holocaust.

Yes, life is suffering, but look on the bright side: it is short.

"It's just a word. Don't you know anything about language? The sounds are arbitrary"

Alternate noscript: "How Descartes Became a Communist."

"You are fired."
"Ah, perhaps my naive christlike love in incompatible with the sophisticated modern world."
"No it's because you are an asshole."
"Oh."