Oh really? It bothers you that Seneca is Roman and Agamemnon is Greek, but he's drawn as a Roman? Not very Stoic of you.

"Why don't I want to marry you? Because you are a fuckin' nerd, Carnap, that's why."

Mary Warnock was a 20th century English philosopher of ethics. She critiqued Logical Positivists like Ayer and Carnap for making ethics a topic that philosophers no longer wanted to contribute to, because ethical questions may not be empirically decidable. This was especially true as positivism became popular in England for her generation of philosophers. She thought a philosopher's role must not only be to clarify moral questions, but ideally in the public sphere in a way that has a real effect. She chaired numerous government committees on ethics, most notably on the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act 1990.
In contrast Carnap was a huge nerd.

Later that night Kant finished what was possibly his greatest masterpiece: The Critique of Pure Fun.

"If I say enough wise quotes, my opponent is bound to make a mistake."

So remember, the worst thing that can happen when you ask out a girl is that they could inadvertently destroy your attempt to ground mathematics in pure logic. It's probably not worth the risk.

The Will to Power, chapter 1:
Parking tickets, they are really annoying, am I right?

"I don't understand, if ever increasing consumption is leading to the destruction of your own planet, why don't you just reduce consumption?"
"Because then the investors would lose money. It's like you aren't even reading the charts."