Later that night Kant finished what was possibly his greatest masterpiece: The Critique of Pure Fun.

"If I say enough wise quotes, my opponent is bound to make a mistake."

So remember, the worst thing that can happen when you ask out a girl is that they could inadvertently destroy your attempt to ground mathematics in pure logic. It's probably not worth the risk.

The Will to Power, chapter 1:
Parking tickets, they are really annoying, am I right?

"I don't understand, if ever increasing consumption is leading to the destruction of your own planet, why don't you just reduce consumption?"
"Because then the investors would lose money. It's like you aren't even reading the charts."

Under communism, you won't be able to own an idea. If you steal other people's ideas you will still be widely regarded as a loser, however.

"You wouldn't believe it, but according to my research you can cause the most net happiness by taking dogs to the park."